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Player Profile - [ECC] James1am7337
by [ECC] Mill
After a break of shear
laziness the player profile is back. This installment features our newest
menber [ECC] James17384032.
Like me you probably thought that when a player has numbers
after his name it is just a bunch of random numbers they have typed in because
someone else got their first with their preferred name. Well this isn't the
case with neither our newest member nor others in the clan.Let me explain.
[ECC] Cutchy1981. This represents how many gigabytes
of porn the wee man has stashed away. Coincidently this is also the same number
of deep fried pizzas crusty has ate in 2003. Weird isn't it?
[ECC]D:K1965. The number of times DK farts in an average
week. You may think this is bollocks but he counted them for a month to work
it out. Sad ****.
[ECC]ZapBran28. This is the number of times Zapper has gone
out on the town and woken up next to a hufferpig.
[ECC]Trophy225. Seriously don't go there. Seriously.
[ECC] Shamus5178. Shamus has a slightly different take on
this. 5+1+7-8 = 5. The number of pairs of pants he owns (or has owed
previously).
[ECC]Vis5.0. Bioflipflop Research LTD are on version
5.0 of their Dutch accented flip flop wearing android hence the 5.0. Rumor has
it that v5.1 will be from Belgium
(because its better) and will revert to heterosexual footwear.
[ECC]BattleKat01. 1 being the number of days he hasn't
played 2142 in the last 18 and a half months.
oh bollocks I have run out of room for the player profile....you're
safe for now [ECC]Jimmy10111000111010.Oh and glad to have you on board.
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